cock blow

The sucking of ones cock or penis either by someone else of even themselves if they are flexible enough to get into position.

Chubby Monica is great at performing cock blow on famous polititians.

by John J. Cock Oiler July 26, 2003

Cock Stalker

A person that cant get enough of the cock, hopefully a girl.

Yea I let that girl play around with my cock the other night. I'm trying not to talk to her, but she wont leave me alone. She wants it again! What a Cock Stalker.

by B$ March 27, 2005

cock block

when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally

When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at

by Jim April 12, 2003

Cock Dock

1. A man who spreads his holes for men

2. A place to park your cock

"I can't believe David gargled all those guys cocks after swimming with the dolphins. He's such a Cock Dock..."

by DVus1 October 18, 2011

Godzilla Cock

A large Asian penis.

Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.

also see: Godzilla Penis

Girl 1: I'm such a slut, I just did a BBC last nite

Girl 2: What's that?

Girl 1: A big black cock. A monster

Girl 2: That's nothing, I did a Godzilla Cock

Girl 1: What's that?

Girl 2: A monster Asian cock. They do exist.

by partygrrrl May 8, 2013

Cock Watch

1. When a member of the female gender is on the prowl looking for a cock for the night. She may be inclined to contact long lost hookups, or she even may go trolling for penis at a local bar. Since men are typically easier to convince, the female on cock watch must be duly noted as she is most likely a siff dirty slut.
2. Also know as penis watch

“While on cock watch, the slut scrambled through her cell phone to find a suitable penis for the night.”

"Listen bitch, you weren't out with your friends to dance, you were on cock watch."

by HeathRA October 21, 2008

Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.

Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"

by saralli February 6, 2010