atheism butter

It’s an object that has been blessed by certain types of Athiest, slapping the butter with their non-godly sausages.

Person 1: “Hey did you hit that girl with Atheism butter last night?”
Person 2: “Of course I did, that girl was a Christian”
Person 1: “Good”

by TheRealAtheistbutter October 15, 2017

Now we're cooking with butter.

This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.

"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."

by Mister Pew April 26, 2024

Brussel butter

A super cute girl who feels weird, but is still loved by her boyfriend.

Jessica is a total Brussel Butter.

by TheWhackyWordWringer March 13, 2018

buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina

Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.

by hakym201 November 6, 2017

Butter her muffin

Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.

I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.

by dangodame May 21, 2019

butter tits

when you pour hot melted popcorn butter on your lady's tits.

woman: "what the hell? wrf did you just burn me?"
man: "f yeah I just made me some butter tits"

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Peanut Butter Smooth

To make a situation or a set of numbers as smooth as humanly possible, smoother even than a babies butt. This often results in ignoring the details and only looking at hot trends.

Jake, can you please review my costing spreadsheet, I know there’s errors in it but I need you to take a look at it and peanut butter smooth it over before you leave.

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022