A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.
You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho
person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
other example
person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
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A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
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by gem gem December 7, 2024
Get the wanking in windale mug.I had no way of knowing the window closed against your will. It hurts to know those message logs are gone... reading them made me fall for you even more, piece by piece. Even if your definitions still stand there as echoes, I miss the voice that spoke only to me.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.
I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.
1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.
I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.
1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.
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by Urbandicktionary7483628 April 26, 2025
Get the It’s windy out mug.On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.
I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe
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