National Kick Guys in the Balls Day

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball

"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "

by Bluespeckle April 9, 2017

National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018

national slap a short person day

go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face

friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”

by dumb dumb October 26, 2019

National Boy Kiss Girl Day

On October 5th is National Boy kiss girl day. A boy has to kiss his girlfriend or boyfriend .

“Oh today is national Boy kiss Girl day.” “ I’m going to kiss my girlfriend!”

by David Trump October 4, 2018

National Fuck Your Bf day

national Fuck Your Bf day is September 20th this is a day to show ur boyfriend how much you love him and to have fun

so glad tomorrow is national Fuck Your Bf day man I've been holding off from jacking it just for this

by Lambje July 19, 2021

National Kick Manvendra Day

On December 3 you have to kick manvendra because it is National Kick Manvendra day.

Manvendra: Ow why did u hit me

Joe: Oh cause it’s national kick manvendra day!

by AholaAholaAhola123 November 15, 2019

national fuck your crush day

on national fuck your crush day you fuck your crush, nationally

well tomorrow is national fuck your crush day she say while taking off her clothes, that was the day i lost my virginity

by totallynotsomekidwhoishot October 16, 2019