Mr. My Time

Someone that only wants to see you and/or talk to you on THEIR time...When it's good for THEM. They want you to be there when they want you, but that action is NOT reciprocated. Teases you & tells you no all day

Mr. My Time wants what he wants when he wants it

by #dangitwoman April 24, 2017

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part-time fuckboy

a troubled teen who is a dick 90% of the time but can't fully commit to the fuckery of a fuckboy

That part-time fuckboy is wearing elite socks and his fat ankles are flying out everywhere.

by slutsrock May 14, 2016

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long time no holler

a ghetto gangster way of saying long time no see

"Yo jimmy, long time no holler, dawg"

by IDoPython January 12, 2015

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caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.

Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.

by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022

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Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.

Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.

by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011

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