Bored#7443 aka Alone. He's a total simp on discord every server he ever joins. He tries to get a girlfriend all the time when no one cares lol.
by RespectablePyramid September 29, 2020

by Thedefinitionishere April 9, 2020

A person who’s parents raised them right, they treat a girl respectfully and make sure they are happy in their relationship, or happy outside of a relationship. Simp is mostly used by kids who think they’re cool because they make their friends think they’ll treat a girl terribly, when in reality they would probably stutter when talking to one.
1: Bro I absolutely love my girlfriend
2: Wow what a simp
1: Nah I was just raised right to treat women respectfully
2: Wow what a simp
1: Nah I was just raised right to treat women respectfully
by PotatoPicker November 4, 2021

A slider who finally found the girl of his dreams that calms him down but his friends don't believe him and thinks he's a clown and will always be one
by slider_69 July 12, 2020

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.
Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”
Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”
by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023
