Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.

They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!

by Angggellla June 3, 2017

Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

slap attack

An attack featuring someone being beat up in a video, often 2 against 1.

As he came out of the club he was slap attacked

by jek_227 March 26, 2016

Slaps

Outta a bay.
Sth really good, nice.

Oh snap! You see that whip.
Shiddd Slaps asf

by Boytelling August 19, 2023

Siberian slime slap

The act of ejaculating in one’s hand, then proceeding to chase another person with the goal of slapping them with a handful of nut.

My friends always run away in fear when I try to attack them with the Siberian Slime Slap

by Dick Anball April 9, 2023

Peaker Slap

The art of slapping a woman or man with only the tip of your penis.

This may also be used as a game for friends when someone passes out. Bonus points for leaving a mark.

Dude i peaker slapped the shit out of that chick when she talked back to me.

Hey dude johnny passed out lets peaker slap him!

by johnny :'( December 1, 2011

that chicken slaps

That perfect mother fucken chicken.

Keaton- “Put some damn chicken in the oven. Whoops wrong chat”

Gay baseball kids- “lol”

Keaton 5 min later- “Damn that chicken slaps.”

by Chicken slaps May 16, 2018