God

A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.

Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares

by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022

Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.

Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?

by Cool shoes. March 4, 2016

God is annoying

God is annoying. They don't not agree to anyone who speaks nothing but the truth and always are adamant and listen to themselves only.

I spoke nothing but the truth by the annoying god did not believe me . God is annoying

by Annoying god May 19, 2022

God Bless

If you do not know this look at the bible.

God Bless America. No Not You America lol

by Kitty000 February 26, 2022

Gay God

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

by tv_girl August 5, 2025

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

God

God is Kim Woojin(김 우진), former member of Stray Kids (스트레이 키즈)
He’s the leader and the god we all worship in Wooligion.

The majority of Wooligionists are homosexuals, but there are many hereto, bi, pan, and asexual followers as well.

“Omg look! It’s literally God!”
“Woojin is the God of Wooligion. Convert today”

by Sifoa009 November 25, 2019