by ¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿£ July 1, 2014
Get the tag along friend mug.Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018
Get the Professional Friend Hopper mug.apparently it’s on June 8th, but I don’t really have friends except your dumbass that always ghosts me.
by nyse^^ June 9, 2022
Get the best friends day mug.This is when you arrangement with a friend with benefits ends, due to other party beginning a monogamous relationship, etc. Or its when a tryst suddenly drops off the face of the earth due to family commitments during major holidays.
A: Oh look! I got an email from Joe!
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:
Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.
B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
B: Is that one of your friends with beneis? What does it say!?
A: (reading) Message body:
Just wanted to let u know that I won't be stopping by anytime soon. I met someone and while its still new, I don't want to fuck this up, and I would if I played. He knows I like to play but he ask's that I don't while we see where this goes. It was a fun run.
B: Guess that's a Friends no mo' benefits with that dude. Bummer.
by patrick777408 December 23, 2011
Get the Friends no mo' Benefits mug.Literally, every single person can relate to wanting to drop their toxic friends right around October for 2 reasons:
1) School started and you gave them a month to redeem themselves
2) They didn't redeem themselves and their time is up
Drop a friend October is not even planned either. It ALWAYS just happens naturally and it is because October is such a good month, that we can't let these toxic people ruin it.
1) School started and you gave them a month to redeem themselves
2) They didn't redeem themselves and their time is up
Drop a friend October is not even planned either. It ALWAYS just happens naturally and it is because October is such a good month, that we can't let these toxic people ruin it.
Example:
Linda: Jaime keeps kissing my boyfriend behind my back and I'm sick of it.
Tina: Omg good thing it's drop a friend October. Literally, just forget about her.
Linda: OMG YES! I totally forgot. I think its time to move on from Jaime. And my boyfriend.
Linda: Jaime keeps kissing my boyfriend behind my back and I'm sick of it.
Tina: Omg good thing it's drop a friend October. Literally, just forget about her.
Linda: OMG YES! I totally forgot. I think its time to move on from Jaime. And my boyfriend.
by Carolcarolcarol October 4, 2021
Get the Drop a friend October mug.Unfunny cartoon series, mainly watched by prepubescent 12 year old faggots who think it's the funniest thing ever.
by 99999999999999999999990 December 24, 2007
Get the happy tree friends mug.When you're friends with a woman/man, do everything together, occasional sex but don't have a title or date......
by DBADH November 10, 2017
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