The Dick Clark

Also known as the Auld Lang Syne, this is when a guy: 1) dips his balls in glue, 2) dips his balls into a bowl of glitter, 3) counts down from 10, 4) drops his glitter-covered balls into a girl's mouth as he cries out "Happy New Year!"

I rang in the New Year by givin' this bitch The Dick Clark.

by Josiah Clevenger October 6, 2012

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Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please

Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?

by DDstyle May 24, 2022

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The Office Dick

The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.

Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.

by Duece79 October 18, 2017

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Inky-Dick

A derogatory term used for someone who inserts the inside part of a ball point pen in their urethra

Person 1: “I hear Kevin is a real inky-dick”
Person 2: “wow that’s pretty fucking gay”

by Aaron Hatcher May 3, 2018

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Chedda Dick

Chedda Dick is when somebody got the Chedda and they packing but its also when somebody is a fucking Chad and you would go snowboarding with him and and his freind josh. Also known as the cheeseman if they are bitch and their feelings get hurt.

Josh: Did you see Drew?
Donovan: Yeah he's got the chedda dick.
Drew: Heyy its the cheeseman

by Igloo motha fucker June 12, 2020

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