Mexican cum shot

When your at the bar and cum in a girls shot when she’s not looking

When I was at the bar last night I gave this girl a Mexican cum shot

by Johnnysmith994 September 5, 2021

Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon

The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.

Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”

by IvyFayeStarr September 22, 2021

Mexican Cum Guzzler

A Mexican wife or girlfriend that worships her man’s leche. If you date or marry this woman, be prepared to hold your load as you will be severely punished if you spill your seed in her absence. Punishment includes her morning piss all over your head and face as she insults and kicks you in the back of the head. This woman will swallow every last drop of man goo that you give her like she’s dying of thirst. Bury that leche deep in her pussy, and her quivering cunt will swallow that nut like the Gobi Desert swallows water. A real cum guzzler!

Michael: Yo, you meet my girlfriend Erika?

Friend: No, not yet man. Where is she from? She looks exotic!
Michael: Zacatecas, Mexico.
Friend: Oh, you lucked into an authentic, Mexican Cum Guzzler, you lucky dog!
Michael: I know. I haven’t seen what my cum looks like in years. She never wastes a drop! She’s a first class cum dumpster!!

by Mike Panama July 23, 2021

the crazy cum challenge

a battle between true bros in which they see who can launch their ejaculation the furthest.

“Hey bro ready for the crazy cum challenge?”

“Uhhh… I’ll pass, but maybe later we can hop on among us.”

by Ganyu August 22, 2021

fun dip cum

when you cum inside a shot glass and dip your finger in it then into koolaid powder and eat it like candy

I came in a shot glass so i could make fun dip cum

by jcountry1262 June 27, 2021

Cum Guzzling Rodent

A cum Guzzling Rodent is a name that You can call someone. Its rude and obnoxious but is great for when someones yelling at you. If you call the a Cum Guzzling Rodent, they are guaranteed to laugh, and you probably will too.

You are such a Cum Guzzling Rodent!

Shut up you Cum Guzzling Rodent!

by sarahisthebestpersonintheworld November 27, 2012

Hunter cum and run

Having sex with a girl, only telling then your first name, leaving no paper trail. The girl is preferably a married 46 year old woman with a body described as a bag of cats running from a river.

Did I forget her husband is a millionaire who owns a security company

Noah: where the fuck is hunter
Patrick: he's about to fuck a milf, I want this for him
Skyler: our mom is 46
Everyone: classic hunter cum and run

by Hyatt adventures August 31, 2013