Bean

A fake friend. Aka snake or a plastic human being.

Nah you fake, been hangin round the beans

by JoeGreen November 26, 2018

Bean Shingles

Roof shingles that are put there by Mexican roofers. Typically used to describe poor shingle placement and quality.

I knew I shouldn't have those Mexican roofers, damn Bean Shingles are coming off already!

by Slumper Spaniel September 15, 2023

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014

sting bean

A person says they're about to make a play in a game but ultimimately fail

Ima bout to hit a sting bean *dies*

by OnlineNomad March 18, 2024

bean soaker

Someone who soaks bean before they cook them.

Girl 1: "I head john soaks his beans before he cooks them!"

Girl 2: "Wow what a bean soaker"

by NickTheKick March 18, 2022

Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans

Rorys goon cave

"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"

"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 16, 2025

Bean Simp

The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.

Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020