douche monkey

One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.

Ken Keefe

by Rib Meister April 1, 2004

sock monkey

a monkey in a sock

As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"

by kim whalen December 3, 2003

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.

"Dude, that guy just cut me off!"

"I know, what a porsche monkey!"

by DLoc1337 September 27, 2008

Slut Monkey

Chillin. Because he's a slut and smells like shit, much like a monkey.

Lego: "Chillin let's fuck. :D"
Chillin: "K cuz I'm a slut monkey. :D"

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Exploding Monkey

Teh l33test weapon. It r0x0rz all!!!

Shin unleashed his mighty exploding monkey

by ShinKaiser January 30, 2005

Kael monkey

A young child that is extremely quiet but inwardly brilliant. Usually has blue eyes and blond hair.

Wow! That baby is just so adorable!...Yeah! And he even programmed my TiVo! He's the best Kael Monkey on the block!

by Casky April 4, 2010

Greasing the monkey

Masturbating

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!

by CakeHose May 23, 2009