SIMP

Sorta Ingenious Magic Pencil

Man, you draw really well, or is that a SIMP?

by Dwarf Barbarian June 28, 2022

SIMP

suckaz idolizing mediocre pussy

F’ing simp ass mofo

by Jbozmann February 1, 2023

SIMP

When a guy would do anything and everything for a girl just to get summa dat ass

R: “Pretty sure if M got a sex change G would SIMP so far and actually become gay for her just to get summa dat ass”
G: *white knight but also gay*

by Notges March 16, 2020

Simp

A simp is a beta cuck who tries to cater to , or gain favour of some group for a cause they don’t necessarily believe in. For example, a man may not believe in feminism, but he’s too much of a cum sock to stand up for what he actually believes in, so instead he takes a knee and tries extremely hard to show said feminists that he is on their side. A true coward, he will even convince himself he holds the same beliefs just to gain favour and attention of the people he perceives to be on the top of the social ladder.
Make no mistake about a simp, because if his country is attacked by Russian enemy soldiers (for example), his gender neutral/feminism/leftist agenda goes out the window and he’ll be the first one to learn how to speak Russian and make Baklava

Look at Jeff simping hard for the alphabet crew, is he afraid he’s going to get canceled?

by WilliamGoldsmith March 11, 2023

Simp

Simp is an acronym meaning Suckas Idolizing mediocre pussy. But in popular culture it's overused and saturated to just mean any guy who shows too much interest in another person.

He likes that fat ugly bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024

Simp

When kids, mainly ones called Louis Bye, chase girls and will never leave them alone in return to be on great terms with them. However this never works for Louis Bye as he is ginger. Its said that once he sends pictures of himself to girls, they stop messaging him back

Louis: hey you're really fit
Girl: yeah send me a photo of yourself
Louis: *sends photo*
Girl: eww you're mank
Louis: noooo pls dont leave me I'm so lonely
Girl: you're such a simp

by Pro fortnite gamer 007 April 11, 2020

Simp

A person, most likely male, that will do or say anything to get some coochie.

Shea Taylor from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is the biggest simp on planet earth.

by NylonBurrito March 27, 2020