It’s December 3 people give your friend/s’o your jacket or sweater because eventually they won’t like you anymore because of someone else’s eyes.
You: Here’s my jacket because it’s December 3
S’o/friend: Oh thanks. Here’s mine
S’o/friend: nvm I don’t like you anymore because that person walking by has nice eyes
S’o/friend: Oh thanks. Here’s mine
S’o/friend: nvm I don’t like you anymore because that person walking by has nice eyes
by ZeroTheHero1 December 3, 2021
Get the December 3mug. What you'd wanna see --- i.e., da "real deal" in person, rather than just a flat, or "2-D", printed picture or screen-image dat could easily be Photoshopped --- to make sure dat a chesty chick is truly as voluptuous "up front" as she claims to be.
If a gal claims to be "triple-D", you should insist on actually viewing said 3-D boobs before you believe her.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Get the 3-D boobsmug. by John f Deliberate March 9, 2019
Get the 3 a.m. Lil Pump Phone Summoningmug. A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022
Get the the 3 little pigsmug. that escalated quickly — when a scenario goes from relatively calm or innocuous to out of hand and intense.
by insideb4 December 12, 2020
Get the that escalated 3mug. Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021
Get the Number 3mug.