October 25th

October 25th is the only day your allowed to lawfully beat up your friend named Megan! (Have fun!)

Me: Hey Guess what day it is?
Megan: I’m not sure, what is it?
Me: October 25th- national beat up our friend Megan day
Megan: :/

by purplepicklecat October 24, 2019

October 24th

People born on October 24th are the most amazing people in the world. They are kind and elegant in every way.

October 24th are the best people in the world

by anonymous November 12, 2020

October 29

This is national grab ass day

Wait it's October 29 come her girl give me yo ass

by Fukniagg October 19, 2020

October 18th

The official n-word day. Go say hi to your friendly neighbourhood immigrant.

It's october 18th!!!

by Picklerick2.0 October 17, 2019

October 14

october 14 is annoying bitch day

“Her birthday is october 14? Oh so thats why shes a FUCKINF ANNOYING BITCH. Bless her heart. Love. Peace.”

by urmomsFlipflop July 31, 2021

October 16

October 16 is national u friend gets to tell the person u like that u like them
All day

October 16 your friend tells them u like them

by That rat October 15, 2020

October 21

National no one gives a fuck day

Hey did you know what day it is?

I don’t care
That’s the spirit
October 21

by BreadlyThot October 20, 2019