I love u

Leo : do you love me?
Me : yes, I love you
Leo : say more
Me : i love you, i love you, i love youuu more

. i love you...............i love youu

i love you love.......love you love u

i love you i love u....i love you i love u

i love you i love you and love you love

i love you love you and love you love

i love you i love you i love you i love

i love you and love you love youu

i love you i love you love you

i love you i love you i love

i love you i love youu

and always love

i love you

love

by Steroo March 22, 2022

i hate carrick

you have someone called carrick

"i hate carrick"

by BigChungusFan123 October 20, 2020

Uho! I Otoko!

"Uho! Hot guy!" Often paired with "Yaranaika" which means "shall we do it?". This is a reference from a Yaoi comic with a guy in a jumpsuit with his zipper half down, sitting on a bench.

Uho! I otoko! Yaranaika?

by Tequeso June 17, 2016

No, yea, i know.

I phrase used to confuse humans in a way that the person being spoken too slightly thinks about what he/she just said.

Teacher: Denver is the capital of Colorado. Ok, Jake?

Jake: No, yea, i know.

Teacher: (Did he say yes or no... i heard two no's and a yea) Ok Jake, you better memorize this.

by T-Dawgmyfriendcalls April 19, 2011

I fancy you

The British way of saying you have feelings for someone

You-“I fancy you”
Your crush-“took you long enough”

by Redrailroad April 12, 2022

Say I Won't

Pretty much asking for verbal encouragement from somebody else. Egging another person on to say "you won't," so you'll have something to say you did.

"Man, you aren't gonna actually tell that teacher she's a fat bitch who sucks the mailman's dick behind her husband's back, right?"

"Say I won't. Say I fuckin won't."

by RiceBeani March 25, 2020

I touch goats

"I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.

Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"

The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...

Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.

Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'

Poster Two: You do what?!?

Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?

Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!

by MattyWR1 May 10, 2011