Shovel in hand

Replying to someone with, " Shovel in hand", means you can dig it. (I agree, I understand, I like it)

(statement) We have to be at work earlier today because we didn't finish yesterday's load!

(Reply) Shovel in hand, I'll be there.

by Ja'vae December 14, 2023

two hand slam

Two hand slam is the act of pleasuring ones self with both hands vigorously. Commonly done by males with an average penis size to make them think it's bigger than it actually is. If one is fortunate enough to receive said two hand slam it will be a very memorable experience and cause you to only pleasure yourself with it from here on out

Guy 1: Man, both of my forearms are super sore

Guy 2: Bro, it's gotta be from all the jerking off

Guy 1: No its not that...
Guy 2: Once you get used to the two hand slam your forearms won't hurt anymore. Trust me

by Two hand slammer October 10, 2017

Grandma's Hands

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.

Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again

by thepiecemaka July 30, 2010

shut your mouth, give me your hand

A saying to tell shut up when they are getting impatient for their money

Give me my share! Finish the damn job! Shut your mouth, give me your hand

by what do i care 125 October 2, 2020

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

by Krkič August 11, 2023

Hand pics

Hand pics mean they're in love with you <33

1: he sent me hand pics 😍
2: hes in love with you!!

by ur ball sacks April 22, 2022