Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.

Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"

by kennyboye September 30, 2014

Mac and Cheese Slut

Someone who really wants Mac and cheese, or is craving it while hungry.

I’m SO hungry! I would be such a Mac and Cheese Slut right now.

by RowanOW September 8, 2019

addicted to blue cheese

What Blood gang members say in regards to their rival gang, The Crips (meaning putting holes in Crips like a blue swiss cheese)... Careful where you say that....

"I'm addicted to blue cheese"...

by Las Vegas Ninja August 30, 2021

Cheeky cheese weasel

Cheeky cheese weasel is a adjective used by English speaking people, particularly Australians from the Pilbara Region.

1. it is a word used to describe someone who does something or says something sort of disrespectful and sometimes rude, but says it in a cunning and playful way meaning no disrespect to the person it is directed at.

2. can also be used in a more serious way i.e if you found out that one of your friends has been talking behind your back, you might say that she is a "cheeky little cheese weasel"

Did you see the news last night? There was an interview with that cheeky cheese weasel, Corey Worthington Delaney's from Melbourne who hosted that house party at his parents place while they were away and he posted it on Facebook like that Project X party.

You have to see the interview, he is such a cheeky cheese weasel! If you missed it just google his name on YouTube and you should be able to find it.

by YOTO March 27, 2017

scammin' on my cheese

When your friend(s) comes over just to smoke your weed.

These dogs be scammin' on my cheese, man. They only show up when they are out of weed.

by cheesedogz2 October 21, 2013

Mexican Cheese Farmer

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.

"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"

by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018