Spunk Slap

the action of cumming in ones hand and slapping someone in the face with said hand.. said to be a great insult.

"Martin drops my beloved coffecup and breaks it thus breaking my heart.
There was notheng left to do than to spunk slap him."

by Bturus Backstabber October 16, 2021

shaq slap

1) originating from the act of backboard breaking, come into common usage as an expression of disrespect executed with the harshest of attitudes.

2) adult-contemporary rock band based in Berlin

1) oh shit dawg, see that fuckin throwdown. dude laid the shaq slap on that turdnippler.

by m-flo relluf February 18, 2008

Guantanamo bitch slap

The action of water boarding your partner and simultaneously slapping them with your flaccid penis.

Oh baby, gimme that Guantanamo bitch slap tonight.

by Bugboy22 December 31, 2021

Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.

Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick

by Yummy penis September 30, 2019

Decuple slap

To have out witted you’re adversary so man time that the defense got held a 7 and we let them kick for 3

Aye sen that patriots game lass night man I swear to good nes man they have decuple slapped thes mufuckas man on so many levels like j esus is gonna be raining down on them so hard from this ass whooping

by Nippi kay June 18, 2021

brain slap

a slap so hard you knock their pea brain out

"had to give that bitch a brain slap"

by Qwerty453213 January 20, 2023