Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

bro lo polo

we just squirted ink all over his shirt

bro lo polo to squirt ink all over someone's red hoodie

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

bro lo polo

fat retard who wears a red hoodie

bro lo polo

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

Safe as bro

New Zealand slang term for "nice one mate", or "no problem chap" meaning no worries my friend.

Yeah safe as bro.

by KjngDrew December 30, 2021

Van Bros

Men who have gone to see the Immersive Van Gogh Experience to please their significant others

We are Van Bros now; I took Katie to The Immersive Van Gogh Experience in Pittsburg for Christmas. Honestly, I didn’t hate it.

by KKGiGi December 31, 2021

Bro

Someone I like a lot

“Bro”

by Rawaaawwrrrrr January 7, 2022

Bro

I don't drive r8's i don't like those

-My man what are you doing
-Filming a tiktok
"I don't drive r8s I don't like those"
-Ohh are you the famous person "haterloverych"?
-Yeah
- Bro learnt how to talk 💀💀

by defnotkhow January 9, 2022