Cian Bean

A monkey who has very abnormally large ear structure. He descended from the ape, to walk amongst humans in disguise. It sneaks around stealing unvaluable items, ie. Water bottles, pencil cases, etc.

That boy is such a cian bean!

by Monkey collector April 15, 2024

Crack some beans

Making an Italian wanna have sexy time

The girl is looking to crack some beans

by Gingerbreadboi April 16, 2024

Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.

"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

bean

Another word for mean. Used when ignoring someone

person 1: youre bean
person 2: I’ll play, chill

by Urban Dictionary user number 2 April 23, 2024

Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket

This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito

by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024

Beaned up

When a female becomes aroused, causing clitoris enlargement.

He’s so fine *bites bottom lip*… got me all beaned up!

by Thomas The Great May 9, 2024