Double Groom Doom

A "Double Groom Doom" is an event that occurs when two homosexual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.

Chuck wants to marry Carl, but Carl has a strong phobia of penis, and Chuck likes to play ass pirate.

Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.

obvious Double Groom Doom

Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.

by Frozen Chinchilla July 10, 2011

detroit double-reacharound

The Detroit Double-Reacharound is when you wrap your arm around your victim and hold them in place, then slowly but snugly slide your entire fist inside their anus and hold them like that.

And just as she climbed onto the bus headed home, the man behind her slid his arm under hers and gave her the ol' Detroit Double-Reacharound. Becky's ride home just got a lot comfier.

by blusaranoob July 2, 2014

double bubble blowout

When an individual chews double bubble so voraciously that they create a cyclical or rythmic sound of saliva & chomping that eventually causes paralysis, deafness & potential of loss of appetite for those poor individuals around the perpetrator. Sever causes have been know to shatter windows, crack building foundations & register on the richter scale.

Billy: I drove by your office today and saw cracks all over the building, what the fuck happened?

Christoph: Mike got his hands on a serious stash of double bubble, biggest double bubble blowout i have ever witnessed, i still cant hear in my right ear, what the fuck.

by xenophobe2020 April 14, 2011

double stubble trouble

After two men make out, one or both may have a chapped-lip or sunburn sensation on their face due to each others' stubble.

After his night with Brent, Jake was suffering from some serious double stubble trouble.

by Space Delfín Captain 5000 June 3, 2011

double duece juice

22 ouncer, a.k.a. duece duece or double duece,the juice being the beer inside the bottle.

c'mon man lets go hit up the corner store and grip up some double duece juice.

by steven jamesaka wonder March 4, 2008

Double twisty fisty

You insert both hands, wrist deep, into a mans anus, while twisting your hands in a circular manor.

Bonus points if it’s an “ex”.

Dude, she gave me the double twisty fisty…it’s good shit.

by Twistyfisty September 19, 2021

Double Land-Locked

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.

K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

by William Shafner November 15, 2017