jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 17, 2013

tits jiggling

Verb (gender neutral). The act of breasts shifting up and down as a form of non-verbal expression. Can be used as part of an proposition or inquiry, or as a verb.

You: *see's something funny*

Friend: What's got your tits jiggling?

Dude I gotta show you this TikTok. It's got my tits jiggling so fast.

Nothing gets the tits jiggling more than when a new episode of South Park comes out.

Jesus! You scared the shit out of me. Got the tits jiggling and everything.

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2023

Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb

She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.

by QueenofDenile March 07, 2018

brooklyn tits

brooklyn tits are the biggest things on planet earth if not the universe 🌌

person 1-Dam that girl has big tits
Person 2- Nah bro it can't compare to brooklyn tits
Person 1- Whos that?
Person 1 - You dont know? Its the person with the biggest tits in the world

by IAMBLACCCKCKCKCKCKCKC November 23, 2021

Mama-big-tits

A gorgeous woman with large breasts who triggers lust in these who spots her.

Holy shit! I will do anything to suck on those breasts, mama-big-tits!

by Shadow1sd August 23, 2020

Tit Clits

A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.

Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.

by |Spectre1| July 16, 2017

Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.

"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts December 01, 2024