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Gay Tits

Also known as: Gay Titties

Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.
Tom: Hey Bob, when you went to the bathroom did you remember to lift up the seat, because when I sat down on the toilet... my ass got wet.

Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.

Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.

Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!

Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.
by Robo-coochie23 July 8, 2020
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Mungo tits

When a girls breasts are extremely large and perky
Me: Dude did u see the new girl at school today
You: you mean the short one with mungo tits
Me: yeah man those things are HUGE!
by Tide_manzz August 4, 2019
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Tit

A species of small to medium birds.

Or slang for breasts for some reason
Oo look John a marsh tit!
by Don’t Mess With Tremble >:( December 10, 2021
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Tits on

In the event that something crazy happens or works out in your favor.
Kaleb: Snuck back in through the window tonight since mom was home. Have a good night man.

Hunter: Tits on!! See you tomorrow!
by Hunter_9119 September 4, 2020
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chilly tits

chad. a moderation of a last name. real last name: chelebian
by SallyShit6969 October 14, 2015
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candle tits

Concave tits with a nipple akin to a candle wick.
Them candle tits are so hot, imma light them.
by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024
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Tits the Character

A character whose sole reason for existing is to do nothing but shake their unreasonably large tits for the audience to gaze at because the show has no another way of retaining viewer intrigue - usually the writer(s) will try and create artificial depth and/or give them some fuckoff sad backstory to make them feel like a natural part of the setting(or smth idk) but that's always overshadowed by the impossibly massive mammaries they somehow carry on their chests
'bro look at the size of her tits compared to the size of her contribution to the plot, she's defo a Tits the Character'
by The Almighty Cockmeister April 8, 2025
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