Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks

Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it

by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018

flirt slap

When flirting and you gently slap her across the face.

I don't know why she's crying, I only flirt slapped her!

by The guy mom warned u about November 5, 2024

slap attack

An attack featuring someone being beat up in a video, often 2 against 1.

As he came out of the club he was slap attacked

by jek_227 March 26, 2016

Slap That Ass Season

In October it is known to be slap that ass season

Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.

by Khris Mich October 15, 2019

Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.

I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021

Canadian Bitch Slap

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.

The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.

by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025

Slap and rally

In a game of egyptian ratscrew, a player who is out slaps back in and rallies to win the game.

Dave: You lost? I thought u were about to win.
Tom:Well Jim was out, but he had a nice slap and rally and won the game.

by idkidkidk999 August 8, 2010