October 24th

A day when you are aloud to piss of your friend as much as you want and if they get annoyed slap them on the head and tell them it’s October the 24th

You: do you know we’re the McDonald’s sign when, oh wait it’s on on your forehead. Them: gone shut up. You:*slap them on the head* them: what was that for. You: it’s October 24th

by Ellie door November 7, 2020

October 31

The day you sacrifice your short friend to the Gods. In reward you’ll get those cookies you got in elementary school- kill all short people 2020

“hey, what type of meat is this? it doesn’t taste normal”
“oh just a short person, it was October 31st yesterday”

by ohnothatscool October 30, 2020

October 31

It’s Halloween people get your crush and ask the em out or tell them you like them

Person 1:Hey it’s October 31! Do you know what ur going to be for Halloween?
Crush: Yeah?
Person 1: My girlfriend

by Ur mom may be gayyy October 30, 2019

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

October 18

national celia day (best person in the world day)

"give celia a bazillion hugs and kisses on october 18 and presents today or else i’ll shank you"

by Lovivivargas October 20, 2019

October 31st

Apart from being the day known as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters it is also the national tell your crush you have feelings for them day.

Raf: today is October 31st should I tell my crush I like her?
Blyatmobile: yes totally, today is the day!

by onearoskata8lhptikosneos October 30, 2019

October 28th

October 28th is the National Slap The Fuck out of your friend that is 5’4 or Taller!

“Oh shit your 5’5?” “Yea” “too bad it’s October 28th turn to slap the shit out of you bend over!”

by d!ctionary.com October 27, 2021