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fuck you jack

when jack is being a cunt, this phrase is very useful.
Jack: " you're a waste of fucking space, John."
John: " Fuck you Jack"
by richard baggs June 5, 2014
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Jacked Up Grill

1. One's teeth/smile that is in need of dental work.

2. One's teeth/smile that is in poor or injured condition.
by Rosalinda February 7, 2005
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jack your jaw

Jacking someone's jaw is another way of saying to beat someone up. To punch someone in the face, around the jaw area.
Hey dude back off my girl! I'm gonna jack your jaw!
by justinm2010 May 28, 2010
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apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".
"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
by zee July 9, 2006
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Cracker Jack

A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.
1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
by Crazy Amy December 21, 2008
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Black Jack Scale

An alternative scale of judging female attractiveness that is similar to black jack. The lower the number you give the female, the more times that you would like to have intercourse with or "hit" the female. Inversely, higher numbers are reserved for females that are rather unattractive and in most situations in which you are not piss drunk, you would not want to have intercourse with or "hit" the female.
Damn that girl is fine! She's definitely a 1 on the Black Jack Scale. I'd hit her again and again and again!
Holy shit that girl is nasty! I'd never do her, she's a 21 on the Black Jack Scale no doubt
by Emack44 October 6, 2010
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The Jack-o-lantern

The process of shoving a flashlight, the brighter the better, into a female's vagina. Once the flashlight is inserted correctly the flashlight is tunred on. This will create a Jack-o-lantern effect. This can also be done with a strobe light for a different effect.
My girlfriend and I were so drunk and horny after the halloween party, so I decided to give her the Jack-o-lantern
by HDpanhead1891 November 11, 2010
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