Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

riser box

a prominent mons pubis, or female pubic bone.

Nothing beats a girl with a squirting riser box.

by Parthian January 12, 2007

Forever Box

A forever box is a woman you plan on keeping forever

John are you really going to let your forever box stop us from going bar hopping again

by Fuckiticantfindaname June 11, 2023

boy._.box

Hot person: Hey do u know who is boy._.box?
Not hot preson:No? Who are they?
Hot 0erson: Its an seggsy bitch who uses she/xey pronouns and we need to pray.
Not hot perosn:Why?
Hot person: Because Damien supremacy!

Tae/Damien (boy._.box,hottest person) supermacy🛐

by Sophie Walten July 29, 2021

pus box

A slut full of semen

She's the biggest pus box in town!

by pussytickler101 March 2, 2016

Brown Boxed

When you are having a MFF threesome and the two females are lesbian and bang you.

Hey Billy, are you gonna get brown boxed by Tina and Lisa today?

by 69macaroni August 30, 2021

The box

Either referring to a casket or box of drugs/pills. Mostly used when talking about suicide

I can take this anymore I’m gonna catch the box, I swear man

by AyEET mah myEET March 9, 2021