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kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!
"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."
by some guy from the internet October 13, 2014
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Upside down cat cake

A delicious desert one often eats after a good night at the casino
After a good night at the casino Sam came home and enjoyed a celebratory upside down cat cake
by the real king May 21, 2015
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alley cat gang bang

A gang bang where the receiving recipient wails loudly, similar to a stray alley cat.
"I was surprised how loud Matt wailed while we all were doing him at J's place last night. For someone who had asked for it and thanked us afterward, it almost sounded like he was hating it. The neighbors couldn't have not heard, it was like a damn alley cat gang bang."
by BasicBitch6969 May 20, 2014
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I ate my cat

When you feel awkward and don’t know what to say
by Grandma ate peppa November 4, 2019
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Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat

- A rare sub-species of Jungle Cat distantly related to those found in parts of Asia & Indonesia.
- Usually found in South America, however occasionally can be found in the cooler climates of the Pacific Northwest, particularly Vancouver, BC.
- These wild cats pounce on unsuspecting victims, often as they fall asleep in bed, or prepare dinner.
The Wild Chilaen Jungle Cat said rawr as it pounced upon its unsuspecting victim
by jcit July 19, 2010
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Manas de cat in a tree

An idiot who would sell his ps3 for an xbox and who drives around in a nissan micra because its cheaper.
He sold his ps3 For an Xbox (what a manas de cat in a tree)
by Staninja10 November 22, 2011
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to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.
She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
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by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017
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