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Shit Blanket

Much like the blankets held out by firemen to catch people jumping out of buildings on fire, a shit blanket is there to help catch the shit falling out of your ring of fire (butt hole), and reduce the effect of splashback.

This is done by throwing a few sheets of paper down to lay on the surface of the water. Some people like to take this too far, and instead put half the roll of paper down the toilet turning the shit blanket into more of a shit cushion.
Leroy: "Hey Bob, I've taught myself to shit before I piss so the splashback isn't so bad."

Bob: "Well gee Leroy, you could have just put down a shit blanket first."

Leroy: "I'm saving tree's yo."
by panda4king January 2, 2011
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Shit Cube

Sony has made a shitcube oh no mom found it 💩
by Alexis Guizar August 26, 2018
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Yeah no shit

A response to some fucking idiot saying some obvious shit.
Ted: Dead, Dead, also dead.. They're all dead Tim.
Tim: Yeah no shit Ted.
by Applepopper February 18, 2021
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shit fiddler

some who plays with shit
by big gilreath October 30, 2007
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Danger Shit

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds
I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great
by KingGimp January 3, 2009
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Shit Stain

President Donald J. Trump.

The term is in reference to what Trump is on US History
Did you hear that the Shit Stain got impeached.... Again.
by Yurrrrrd January 13, 2021
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shit turkey

"Dude, I bought a whole shit turkey of clothes."
"I won a whole shit turkey of money"
by purpleshoelaces April 9, 2010
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