Master meat handler

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.

Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

by mack0100 July 21, 2015

Meat Tornado

A Meat Tornado is the act of swinging, flailing and or spining your dick around in circular motions like a "helicopter dick" but without using your hands.

One guy at a party was asked to show his party trick which was a helicopter dick. Thinking thats nothing specail, a random guy yells out loud "you call that special. "Check out this meat tornado!"

by C. Cream November 19, 2023

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015

Ankle Meat

When you put your flaccid penis on a girl's ankle for sexual pleasure.

My girl was feeling frisky tonight so I gave her some ankle meat.

by ElBoppo September 14, 2020

meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues

"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"

by Pasty C April 12, 2022

Sweat Meat

The mystery meat often given on sandwiches in county jail for lunch. Some will try to call it bologna, but it is not. Often pink in appearance and appears to be sweating. Most of it is completely disgusting.

Bill: What are they serving for lunch?
George: Lunch is the same thing every day. Sweat meat sandwiches and two small cookies.

by ThomasFromFairfax August 17, 2025

Beat The Meat

Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.

Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME

by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022