Shim Juice

The SSRIs that the government puts in the water supply to turns heterosexuals into shims.

30 years ago my uncle Gary forgot to check the hydraulics and got banged by a shim because he ingested too much shim juice.

by Lord Shim April 07, 2025

buster juice

A normal run of the mill person who turns into a buster after consuming a beverage.

Johnny just turned into Johnny bad ass after sipping that buster juice.

by Johnny Bad Ass May 28, 2012

magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

ejaculation juice

Technically man cum

“I ejaculated so hard and she swallowed it” ejaculation juice

by Fjsjfjsj November 08, 2017

Relief juice

When you take a giant shit and it rips your ass. Making you bleed as a result.

Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.

by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023

JONO JUICE

the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO

person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!

by Flipidipdip June 16, 2022

Doochie Juice

This is the mixture of doodoo seepage and coochie juice, which usually occurs on a hot summer day.

Sometimes referred to when something is weak or lame.

"Ewwww stay away from Tracy, she smells like doochie juice!!!!"

"Yo fuck this place man, this shit is doochie juice!"

"Mom every time Susan uses the bathroom it smells like doochie juice afterwards! It's so gross!!"

"Yo did you hear that new Lil Wayne mixtape??

"Nah that shit is doochie juice my nigga!"

" Mike went to kiss me goodnight and his breath smelled like fuckin doochie juice!!"
"Gross!"

by Doochie McCoochie February 16, 2016