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Bro chitis

1. Your best guy friend has a hot girlfriend so you cheat on your girlfriend with them

2. You use your guy friend and his girlfriend to get rid of your girlfriend
“Once homie got a new girlfriend, he caught bro chitis and lost his own girlfriend
by Missedup December 10, 2024
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Super Smash Bros.

The greatest game in existence, unlike fortnite, it has actual content. Sure, online can get annoying sometimes, but overall, I see this game as the idea of fun from god himself. Need I say more?
Jack could not stop playing Super Smash Bros. Day after day, he got better while he, himself, looked like a sack of potatoes.
by ThatoneR.O.B.main September 23, 2020
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I Bro Hard

When you overdo sticking up for or protecting your bro.
Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.

Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.

Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.
by Mike109999 August 6, 2025
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Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise
Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”
by teebrno January 26, 2024
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Chad bro

The coolest and chillest mf around. A chad bro just reeks positivity, he will spot you at the gym or lend you a couple bucks if needed. Constantly uses phrases such as bro, dude, that’s dope, or sickkkk
Guy1: Hey Chad-bro, can I borrow some twenties?
Chad-bro: No problem dude.
Guy2: That Chad-bro was so chill bro. I think I might wanna be a chad bro now.
Guy1: Agreed bro. Let’s both be Chad-Bros.
by chaddies July 15, 2021
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bro [phrase] :skull:

the bro phrase :skull: is similar to AYO!?!? but it has to be with situations and sussy things, like some person does a very weird thing that later someone says bro what did person do :skull:
by LowBro.official August 20, 2023
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bro-classified protocol

Rules and regulations concerning bro-havior in public especially around the females of the species
Real men don't out their bro, forcing said bro to divulge bro-classified protocol. Dick
by TacoMcDickcheese September 30, 2014
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