For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.
The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
Get the No simp Valentine'smug. by sailorjjun June 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A state of fatigue induced from an extended period of time observing simps incentivize overrated women en masse to produce thirst traps and develop an entitlement complex.
Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:
ā¢Excessive irritability at the sight of šš¤©š„µ emojis
ā¢Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
ā¢Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
ā¢Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content
Symptoms of Simp Fatigue include, but are not limited to:
ā¢Excessive irritability at the sight of šš¤©š„µ emojis
ā¢Compulsive disgust upon seeing a thirst trap
ā¢Referring to any kind gesture to women as "simping"
ā¢Binge-watching MGTOW and manosphere content
I have so much Simp Fatigue! Simps keep coming out of the woodworks to support Sydney Sweeney -who is mid- at the slightest hint of cleavage!
Don't these simps realize typing š„µ on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?
That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!
Don't these simps realize typing š„µ on some e-thot's insta thirst traps isn't going to get them laid?
That simp hasn't even met her in person and bought her plane tickets to Fiji with another man! I can't stand simps!
by Vermillion-Rx July 25, 2025
Get the Simp Fatiguemug. A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just canāt get over it. Sheās not gonna date you dude, let it go š«¤
Person 1: āhey I think that noah guy is a little simp š«¤ā
Person 2: āwhat makes you think that?ā
Person 1: āheās actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning himā
Person 2: āwhat makes you think that?ā
Person 1: āheās actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning himā
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
Get the Simp š«¤mug. Friends: Bro leave her alone she donāt like you, she a hoe stop being a simp
Walter: no she not bruh I love her
Walter: no she not bruh I love her
by Imtoodead October 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug.