Double f insurance

An informal insurance agreement between friends/acquaintances where one borrows gear from the other. I.e. "you fuck it, you fix it".

"I lent my mate Kevin my boat for the weekend, told him it was under double f insurance".

by Pablo Eskibrah January 24, 2018

double stubble trouble

After two men make out, one or both may have a chapped-lip or sunburn sensation on their face due to each others' stubble.

After his night with Brent, Jake was suffering from some serious double stubble trouble.

by Space Delfín Captain 5000 June 3, 2011

Double headed shower

Two dudes urinate on a third member (preferably female) from the front and from behind.

I need to take a shower after that double headed shower I just got.

by Right_right February 13, 2017

double-half-niece

Daughter of a paternal half-sister with maternal half-brother or daughter of a maternal half-sister with paternal half-brother.

My double-half-niece is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double-take Funny

When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.

"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."

*awkward pause*

(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)

....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?

by Pudding383838383 September 19, 2009

double dick dildo

killing two birds with one stone.

man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!

by BigDogsRana March 16, 2016

Double Land-Locked

(verb) also: double land-locking Tower Bridge, but with an extra layer.

K: hey bruh, did you get double land-locked yesterday?
J: yeah man, still a bit sore.

by William Shafner November 15, 2017