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Tits

Person 1 damn those are nice tits

Person 2 damn
by Anonymous 7654478 May 12, 2023
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plumbers tits

When a woman’s cleavage is so small, it looks like a plumbers butt crack
The girl at the table next to us at Olive Garden had plumbers tits lol
by Rottenrog November 1, 2018
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Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.
Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.
by hawke4me May 5, 2024
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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.
"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"
by TJaldro69 May 4, 2017
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tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.
Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.
by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016
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Tits out my ass

You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.
by cussergeniass October 1, 2019
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