Shit-mobile

A shitmobile is anything, usually a piece of technology, that doesn't work very well and makes you frustrated.

Noun: Sorry I couldn't get here sooner but my shit-mobile broke down
Adjective: Grrr, this stupid shit-mobile computer froze up again

by Desolator144 June 26, 2007

shit fiddler

some who plays with shit

dude your a shit fiddler

by big gilreath October 30, 2007

Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

shit symphony

When everyone and everything in your life conspires to orchestrate a situation that is really shit.

2005 was one long shit symphony.

by George Vespe May 9, 2008

Wombo Shit

An abnormly large shit that is often to squeeze out

I just took a Wombo Shit...and it turned my anus inside-out!

by TrevTrev April 6, 2008

Shit Shaker

a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.

man, lets get trashed off of this nasty ass shit shaker!

by ETF March 10, 2009

Danger Shit

The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds

I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great

by KingGimp January 3, 2009