To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.
Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!
by HalfPint December 14, 2008
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Noun: Sorry I couldn't get here sooner but my shit-mobile broke down
Adjective: Grrr, this stupid shit-mobile computer froze up again
Adjective: Grrr, this stupid shit-mobile computer froze up again
by Desolator144 June 26, 2007
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Get the shit fiddler mug.The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.
“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”
“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”
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Get the Wombo Shit mug.a mix of all alcohols in a liquor cabinet into a single bottle. Often used when poor teenagers are stealing alcohol from their parents.
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