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unsexed dick-nuts

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
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Butter Nut(s)

A Butter Nut is someone who likes to do your bitchwork for you.

The name comes from Tom , the ORIGINAL BUTTER NUTS
"Hey you going to get that shit?"
"Nah, it was snowing a little, so i sent Butter Nut(s)"
"haha, what a fucking bitch"
by CRACKTOWNNN August 6, 2009
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Double Nut Hummer

The most profound blowjob ever, resulting in the male cumming twice. Once in the females mouth and once down her throat. This signature move must be performed by an expert with little to no gag reflex as coughing and choking may occur on the second load. Those with stronger gag reflexes may choose to paint their face with the second shot.
Dude, my girl hooked me up with the most wicked "Double Nut Hummer" today!

You are so lucky man, I wish I had a girl that could make me nut twice in one blowjob.
by lrhski January 22, 2012
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git dez nuts

means you can play or suck on my nut sack
Shut up before you get dez nuts.
by Harry Peratesties September 5, 2003
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kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!
by Gadget King January 20, 2011
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Saggy left nut

1) An expletive denoting the absurdity of the situation.

2) A term applied when something of little importance is valued more than it should be.
1) John: What in the name my saggy left nut do you think you are doing?

2) Jack: This is really important! We need to fix this now.
Jane: Yes, or else you will certainly lose your saggy left nut.
by The Killer Squirrel August 25, 2010
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I've Got The Nuts!

1. When you think or know you are going to win at something

2. In poker when you say this you think you have to best hand and it cant be beat

3. Saying that you've got the kahunas to do something dangerous or not
1.Jordan: I Just got the winning kill!
Tyler: Dude you've got the Nuts!

2. While playing poker Carlos looks down and smiles because he thinks he has the winning cards.
Daniel looks over from beside him and says He's Got The Nuts!!!

3. Jeff: You wont do it though!
Ted: Who won't I've got the Nuts!
by TDanger123 September 2, 2010
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