Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

God of AdHd

Talk to me nicely, talk to me normal, I promise it’s 50/50. And if you wanna speak alone tell me a story that ends at the place you most cherish.

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Ninja October 23 2021

I’m god of adhd because I just can’t sit still

by TMNT August 10, 2022

God

A super being named after the Latin word Clive.

"damn clive is a god"

by Kami (PHD) June 15, 2021

gods

gods with a lower g are smaller gods or lords that rule over their own domain. some examples of lower gods are greek deities or native american gods

those” gods” wasn’t the biggest god out there, but he sure was impressive

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

gary god love

The gayest man alive loves big black men

I love that big black crank in my bum said gary god love

by dickman123456789 October 31, 2022

69 god

They a 69 god

They a 69 god

by JYO4682 October 28, 2025

God Only Knows

A song by American rock band the Beach Boys from their 1966 album Pet Sounds. It is often considered the Greatest love anthem of all-time.

Carl Wilson: "If you should ever leave me, well, life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what I'd be without you."

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024