Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 05, 2024

penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 30, 2022

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 13, 2020

Lightning fish

A fish that jumps out of the water and flies when there is lightning.

Hey bro did you see that lightning fish fly right now?

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h May 22, 2022

Fish head

Using a Fish to get head, using it as a fleshlight

-Bro i just got Fish head
-Are you gonna make a stew?
-Bro..

by Fuckfish123 February 24, 2022

Fish head

A person who is usually sassy, dumb but also lovable

That girl is such a FISH HEAD

by Ilovepeach March 24, 2022

Gefilta Fish

The worst kind of fish, ugly and slimy, coming to a Passover Seder near you.
Is it even edible?
Also an insult.

Haha. Your such a dorky Gefilta Fish. Go die in a hole.

by OH RLY? May 30, 2018