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Green bean

An inexperienced or unskilled barista; usually a newly hired coffeeshop employee who's still learning the basic skills of the job. Alludes to an unroasted coffee bean, which is naturally green in color.
"Ashley just started last week. She's nice, but she can barely steam a latte. Total green bean..."
by ViciousGopher September 19, 2022
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smol bean

an offensive slur used to describe a little people. for example, someone with dwarfism
look there’s a smol bean
by user347 April 13, 2021
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Kola Beans

Beans that grow on starfruit trees and that Somestudent did an essay on. Classmates were bored to death.
Somestudent: Kola beans are in coca cola they are blablablablabla
Class: ZZZZZZZZZ
by Luna SilverLite May 7, 2019
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Bean

An inch -when measuring dicks-
1-how big is ur dick
2- 8 beans
1-damn brah
by Thatd July 26, 2018
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cant handle the bean

by Noc laflame April 1, 2019
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Beaning

Originating some time in Jackson Wilson’s early highschool days, stemming from the green bean photo that says “uh oh you frickin moron, you just got beaned!”, Beaning is a way of life.
Victim: “I’m bored

Jackson: “Hi bored, I’m Jackson. Beaned!”

Victim: “Fuck you cunt!”
Jackson: “Who is you cunt and why do you want me to fuck them? Beaned.”

There’s many other styles of beaning but these are the most common.
by TiddyLicker1337 September 8, 2021
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