Azay(l)i

Azayli or Azayi (however you know them) is an amazing person. They’re super kind and considerate and always has your back. They will fight back and are quick to say “fuck you” to anyone who messes with them or they’re friends, but they have the sweetest heart. They may be quiet at first, but once you get to know them, you can talk and joke about all kinds of things. You can have serious talks with them (though they are usually in a joking format). They are an artist and musician. They may have gone through and be going through a lot, but they can somehow make it everyday. Though they may not believe you, they are adorable and loved. They are the kind of person who everyone loves, even when they don’t believe in themselves. They’ll take risks with you and be your best friend. There are too many words to describe the kind of person they are, but if you had to choose one it would be loved.

She is such an Azay(l)i!
Hey, let’s try something stupid, but fun, but stupid, but just yes, like with an Azay(l)i!

by Bittersweet ;~; October 24, 2019

I glitten you

A glove and a mitten= a glitten. When someone "glittens" you it means they love you so much they took the previous cute word love and turned it to glove, but then afterwards turned it to glitten

Her- I love you

Him- I glove you

Her- No, actually I glitten you because our love is so efficient

by Allybally011 September 8, 2011

Say I Won't

Pretty much asking for verbal encouragement from somebody else. Egging another person on to say "you won't," so you'll have something to say you did.

"Man, you aren't gonna actually tell that teacher she's a fat bitch who sucks the mailman's dick behind her husband's back, right?"

"Say I won't. Say I fuckin won't."

by RiceBeani March 25, 2020

I touch goats

"I Touch Goats" started off years ago as a standing joke in the Subaru Impreza Driver's Club forums. When the switch to a new forum happened, they gained a fully functional Personal Messaging system with online alerts.

Because of that the need for topics or posts advising people they had a personal message became redundant. By use of the swear filter, common permutations of you have personal message type posts (you have PM etc) are automatically changed to "I touch goats"

The actual origin of "goat-talk" precedes this however, which it is said to have some sort of homosexual connotation, perhaps some sort of off-joke. Anyway, its just a bit of fun...

Spreading outward from the SIDC, this has become near commonplace in many regions throughout the UK, particularly Carterton, Oxfordshire where their connection to their goats is particularly strong.

Poster One: mate, 'I touch goats'

Poster Two: You do what?!?

Poster One: Erm, I meant you have a private message - what happened there?!?

Poster Two: Ha ha, you touch goats!

by MattyWR1 May 10, 2011

I feel better

What you say when you are trying to hide the pain so you cover it up by saying you feel better when in reality you don’t.

Emma: I feel better
Jody: you sure
Emma’s thoughts: I don’t feel better I feel horrible
Emma: ya I’m okay

by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

“I play minecraft”

They have fast fingers and know how to use them.

“Ayy man what those hands do?”
“i play minecraft”
“oooh he got fast fingers”

by Simpmansimp May 8, 2021

text-i-tude

giving "attitude" via text message by responding with as few words, or letters, as it takes to answer to a question, making the individual asking the questions inquire why you have an "attitude".

"Did you text Ashley to see if she is coming?"

"Yeah, but she kept giving one letter answers. I don't know what her problem is but she seemed to have a real text-i-tude problem....."

by Goofer9 October 20, 2011