roasted brown cake

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

Pull a Chris Brown

1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.

2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.

1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."

Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"

2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.

by smoothhostility July 23, 2011

Shit knuckle brown

when you wipe your ass and miss hitting your knuckles instead....you get shit knuckle brown

that color is shit knuckle brown!

by Tigerlily73_99 July 30, 2009

brown fuck off

the opposite of a "golden handshake".
When someone is asked to leave or made redundant with absolutely no severance, or any extra payment.

"I though we where going to negotiate my redundancy but I just got a brown fuck off"

by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004

Cincinatti brown out

The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.

I put my brown eye over her brown eyes and gave her a Cincinatti brown out.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

Fireside Nut Brown

The act of sharting on someone's balls.

Everything was going so smoothly, but when she took her pants off she got nervous and couldn't relax her anus. No Fireside Nut Brown for me that night.

by Bonerlord February 4, 2010

Dirty Brown Clown

A person who sees humor in all things fecal. A person who makes jokes and humorous comments about bowel movements and the large intestine. Not to be confused with people who are into scat play.
Also the nickname of Osun Thyruss, the fictional nemesis of Captain Ozone.

If you're looking for the dirty brown clown, he's in the can spinning a web.

by Matt Eros November 9, 2007