Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.

Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.

by Griggle May 25, 2024

Bob Job

When you're almost out of booze and you need a ride down to the liqour store so you call your friend Bob for a ride.

Lord help me y'all I am almost out booze, I need a Bob Job NOW! He needs to give me a ride down to the Quicker Liqour Dicker Store.

by PicklePatriot June 1, 2024

pupil job

The act of penetrating someones eyes, particularly the centre.

"Denji wants to give Makima a Pupil job"

by Japanese Flag Lover March 6, 2024

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice

"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"

by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023

Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis

Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again

by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018

make a clean job

do something thoroughly.

The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

eyelash job

When you give someone an excess amount of butterfly kisses to the point of orgasm

Wow he gave me the best eyelash job last night, it was so much fun.

by Career Lover January 8, 2016