Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone

Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.

by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

slap

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.

i stole from the store so my mom slapped me or i slap the shotrys fat ass

by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020

strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

Slap Juice

A fictional energy drink found in Fortnite's Battle Royale mode. Made from Slap Berries, it has a tendency to give the consumer an adrenaline boost, which has resulted in its likening to drugs.

Slap Juice is currently outlawed on the Helios Island, though the government prefers the term "vaulted".

"Sprint under the influence of Slap Juice"

by oddgorl23 December 29, 2023

alpha slap

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.

1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"

by Bag-le-douche December 10, 2007

Slap-Sucker

A Slap-Sucker is a person who enjoy to watch slap-stick humor and toiler humor...
Their whole life is to laugh at somebody's misfortune...

People who are slap-suckers find South Park or Family Guy the highest form of entertaining...Everything other for them like reading books or going to theater is stupid and not fun...

by Sangvinix January 22, 2015