A male of Jewish decent who is equipped with many unique characteristics such as: large sums of cash that seem to come from no where, the ability to see small objects at night (this is also known as Jew View), the constant urge to smash down their hair, an obsession with working out and/or looking “ripped”, and lastly, an amazing tennis game consisting of a crap load of spin.
If anyone has more than 3 of the symptoms listed in the definition according to the DSM-IV-TR they have a birthright disorder known as Jewper Man.
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Get the Mad-Man mug.The bunching of material around the genital area, (in men OR women) usually when wearing especially tight trousers or a safety harness. Could be described as the male version of a camel toe in men that happen to be favourably equipped.
Rob: "Dude! That harness is giving you MAJOR man baggage!"
Matt: "Yeah, (he begins to abseil) well they don't call me 'Nessie' for nothing!"
Matt: "Yeah, (he begins to abseil) well they don't call me 'Nessie' for nothing!"
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Get the ace man mug.Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.
That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.
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