December 2

The no body goes to school

Hey it’s December 2nd I’m “sick”

by Ghossty October 29, 2019

2-4-1

2-4-1 comes from the expression "Life's 2 Short 4 Just 1 Sport" and has become synonomous with being a multisport athlete, or someone who rises to a high level in their primary sport by growing up playing multiple sports (eg. Roger Federer, Patrick Mahomes, Wayne Gretzky, Abby Wombach).

That kid is clearly a 2-4-1er. What an athlete.

by MinisterOfFun December 7, 2022

1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Route 2 It

Originally the name of a prominent freeway in Ohio, now used to express the act of throwing something onto the freeway and presumably getting ran over in the process.

My phone is out of warranty? Meh. Just Route 2 it.

by Gym Floor Cheeto November 18, 2021

Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Greys_tvd.2

greys_tvd.2 is the scariest person ever

Person one did you here greys_tvd.2 is the scariest person ever person two i know right

by Iambread36 July 29, 2021

Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*

No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023