kit explosion

A chaotic spread of opened and unopened kit. The ultimate result of an inexperienced and/or poorly disciplined healthcare practitioner dealing with a patient. Explosive effects are amplified if practitioners’ intrinsic adrenaline levels are high. Following a kit explosion, one may find it difficult to find a specific piece of kit and/or have an unnecessarily large amount of kit checks to complete. Wherever possible, therefore, kit explosions should be avoided.

I left him for 10 seconds and, upon my return, a severe kit explosion had occurred.

by Mizollen June 23, 2023

Work Experience

A way that schools force you into a "work environment"

But in a "work environment" you are paid money.

Basically legal child labour

School "Hey kid you wanna do work experience?"

Kid "Am I paid for the labour?"

Schools "no? Why do you need money, you're a child"

Kid "isn't that just child labour?"

School "haha no"

by SchoolIsFlawed June 25, 2023

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Reptile Expo

An Expo where virgins with tiny peepees gather around to discuss various species of reptile

Kyle went to the Reptile Expo with pride

by The Reptile Extrodinare July 8, 2023

oRIMent express

When a guy jerks off while eating his bitches ass

Last night I gave June an oRIMent express and she fucking loved it!

by BroncoDonko August 14, 2023

Wilmslow Express

One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.

"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."

by Hoagy Macintosh August 16, 2023